Welcome again to the Wednesday Weekly Blogging Challenge, a year-long challenge set by the good folk at Long and Short Reviews that anyone can participate in. Check out the site to see who else is playing along.

This week’s topic:

How I’d Fare in a Zombie Apocalypse

As an avid reader of the horror genre and having watched Shaun of the Dead a bazillion times (love that film so hard), I reckon I have the inside gauge on zombies.

Firstly, we’d be well armed, with cricket bats and spades on hand for bashing zombies to the tune of Queen’s “Don’t Stop Me Now” à la Shaun and co.

We have several local pubs close by that would make excellent boltholes like the Winchester in Shaun of the Dead.

And finally, I think I could mimic a zombie to perfection, making it easy to slip through the staggering hordes to safety. After all, zombie-like is a good description of my appearance and manner when I crawl out of bed before dawn to get ready for our morning walks.

Zombie apocalypse? Too easy.

The question is though, how would you cope?

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